Negative Trustpilot review of law firm Summerfield Browne cost aggrieved Briton £28k
The most expensive 119 words he's ever going to write
21 Jan 2021 | 97
Waterloo! Windows defeated, your sign is screwed. Waterloo! Promise to bork you forevermore
Bork!Bork!Bork! Microsoft's finest suffers decisive defeat
12 Jan 2021 | 25
When humans return to the Moon in '2024', HPE would like us to remember: We built the computer that simmed this
What could go wrong with NASA's SLS rocket? The Aitken system is finding out
18 Nov 2020 | 20
Test tube babies: Virgin Hyperloop pops pair of staffers in a pod, shoots them along 500m vacuum tunnel
Updated Still not as fast as an old Pendolino
9 Nov 2020 | 87
Return of the flying car, just when we all need to escape
Something for the Weekend, Sir? From pasta to teleporting robots: something to chew on
30 Oct 2020 | 61
Spain's highway agency is monitoring speeding hotspots using bulk phone location data
Local reports suggest individuals can't be identified... yet
25 Sep 2020 | 75
NASA's hefty Martian rover will use an AI brain on a robot arm to map out signs of ancient life on Red Planet
The tiny X-ray bullets are only the size of a grain of sand. Pew! Pew! Pew!
24 Sep 2020 | 21
Eye see you're having surgery: Origami inspires tiny, super-accurate robot surgeon
Research showed 'reduced deviation' when it made a 0.5mm x 0.5mm slice
27 Jul 2020 | 13
When Apollo met Soyuz: 45 years ago, Americans and Russians played together nicely... IN SPAAAAACE
What's inside the mystery tube?
17 Jul 2020 | 21
UK's University of Manchester has its head in all the clouds as it rains £50m on integrators
Hope is to ease procurement while saving cash
13 Jul 2020 | 19
Now that's a train delay Upminster with which London travellers shall not put
Bork!Bork!Bork! Who are we kidding? TfL's prisoners will just resign selves to 20 hour wait
29 Jun 2020 | 24
If you bought a CRT monitor, TV 13+ years ago, hold on a little longer, there may be a small check for you
Price-fixing scandal case rumbles on and on, and on and on, and on and on
2 Jun 2020 | 18
Nokia's reboot of the 5310 is a blissfully dumb phone that will lug some mp3s about just fine
No Wi-Fi, no newsfeeds – just you, 2G, and your awful music taste
29 May 2020 | 42
We're going underground, and this time it's not an inebriated banker crapping themselves, but Transport for London
Bork!Bork!Bork! Is that Jam on your XML? Or is it... oh no...
15 May 2020 | 16
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Spacecraft with graphene sails powered by starlight and lasers
Nice way to get to Alpha Centauri though boffin tells us: 'Such a laser system could be used as a weapon'
9 May 2020 | 80
Sometimes one can go a little too far in search of isolation
Bork!Bork!Bork! Trapped between two screens. Forever borked
29 Apr 2020 | 21
Apollo 13 set off into space 50 years ago today. An ignored change order ensured it did not make it to the Moon...
Part one A liquid-oxygen tank, 65 volts across a 28-volt thermostat, and a two-inch tumble all led to this 'successful failure'
11 Apr 2020 | 56
We regret to inform you there are severe delays on the token ring due to IT nerds blasting each other to bloody chunks
Who, Me? We're all Doomed
2 Mar 2020 | 128
German scientists, Black Knights and the birthplace of British rocketry
Geek's Guide to Britain El Reg visits Westcott and the Isle of Wight in search of more of Britain's forgotten rocket centres
27 Jan 2020 | 42
Careful with that Axe, Eugene: Excessive use of body spray causes school bus evacuation
You are the weakest Lynx
11 Dec 2019 | 48
